Hi! We’re having a partay this week. Our very own Nate Fridson turns THIRTY HOLY SHIT YEARS OLD! Now that Nate’s comedy career is pretty much over, we need all of you to come support him as he enters what’s sure to be the darkest period of his life. There will also be performances by Nate, Brad, Adam, and three comics handpicked by the birthday boy himself! And one that he’s never even met. Here they are.

ANTHONY DEVITO
Mr. Devito is a friend of Nate’s, and the two share an avid love of “pussy-hunting.” 

DOUG SMITH
After their breakup in 2011, Nate and Doug’s relationship has been rocky at best, but they are steadily, timidly approaching a reconciliation, the realization of which would make for the best 30th birthday present for Nate imaginable.

NEAL STASNY
Mr. Stasny, oddly enough, was the principal at the high school where Nate was vice-principal for nine years.  

DAVE ROSS
While not a friend or even an acquaintance of Nate’s, Dave Ross runs a hot show on the west coast called Holy Fuck. If these two can successfully rub elbows hard enough, Nate’s sure to get a spot on this acclaimed show, which might be enough of a boost to keep Nate in comedy for a couple more years. 

BEAUTY BAR 
231 E 14TH ST (BETWEEN 2ND AND 3RD AVE)
9 PM - FREE
 

Tonight on a very special Comedy at Beauty Bar:

Paul Hooper

Aparna Nancherla

Scott Nossen

Dave Waite

And, as always, us.

BEAUTY BAR
231 E. 14TH STREET
BETWEEN 2ND AND 3RD AVE
9PM
FREE. NO CHARGE. COSTS NOTHING TO GET IN. FREE SHOW. 

Today is Easter. Christ is risen on this day. Our show can’t really compete with coming back from the dead. But I like to believe that if our show was JC it wouldn’t have been crucified in the first place. Pontius Pilate and all those nasty guys would have been too busy ROFL (that’s ‘rolling on the floor laughing’ for all you lame unhip catholics!) to nail us to the cross. But who knows? It was a different time. Here are tonight’s funnier-than-Jesus comedians.

LINDSAY BOLING

CARMEN LYNCH

NATHAN MACINTOSH

MATT MARAGNO

PEGGY O’LEARY

LUKE YOUNGER

BEAUTY BAR
231 E. 14TH ST
BETWEEN 2ND AND 3RD AVE
9PM
FREE 

Hello. Tonight is Beauty Bar’s St. Patrick’s Day Beauty Bonanza. You do not want to miss this. DON’T DO IT. DON’T YOU MISS IT. DON’T YOU DARE. 

Here are the four duuuuudes we have:

NICK TURNER 

NICK VATTEROT

MIKE KAISER

KOSHIN EGAL

 C U THERE

BEAUTY BAR
231 E. 14TH ST
(BETWEEN 2ND AND 3RD AVE)
9PM, FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 

On this Sunday’s fine show, we have…

Gary Gulman!

Casey James Salengo!

Andrew Holmgren! 

BEAUTY BAR
231 E 14TH ST
BETWEEN 2ND AND 3RD AVE
9 PM
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Now that the wretched twin misery months of January and February are behind us (for now…), it’s time to MARCH back to doing what you love: GOING 2 FREE COMEDY SHOWS, STUPID. This week’s Beauty Bar barn burner is going to happen for sure and will be a SUCCESS. 

Here are our comedians. Click on their names to visit their fun websites:

Jermaine Fowler

Zach Sims

Erin Judge

Chris Laker

BEAUTY BAR
231 E 14TH ST
(BETWEEN 2ND AND 3RD AVE)
9 PM
$$$FREE$$$

Well, another week without Beauty Bar is nearing its close. All you have to do now is get through the shittiest days of the week, Friday and Saturday, until sweet, sweet sunday is finally here and so are Adam, Nate, Brad and the whole Beauty Bar gang! Come see Jose, the loyal audience member, in his front row throne! Come ask Kern, the affable bar-back why his name is Kern! And don’t forget to stick around after the show and listen to some delicious 80’s grooves provided by DJ Hollis! 

Most importantly, check out these kooky comics! 

“Gorsh, I dunno, guess stuff is weird.” - Mike Stanley

“I’m SICK of men, ladiiiiiies, riiiigght????” - Missy Baker, Time Out New York’s Joke of the Week winner, 2013. 

“Say, wasn’t I just on this show?” - Brendan Eyre, recent Beauty Bar guest

“We’re all VIPs in the forest!” - Andrew Short, Top Ten Worst Comics in the World

It’s gonna be a d-d-d-d-d-d-DOOOOZY YA’LL!!!

BEAUTY BAR
231 E 14TH ST
BETWEEN 2ND AND 3RD AVE
NEW YORK, NY

THIS SHOW IS FREE

Hello. Happy Friday. We hope you have Monday off for Presidents Day. If you do, Comedy at Beauty Bar is a great way to get drunk the night before. Hope to seeya there! 

Here’s who we have on CABB this week:

Jeff Wesselschmidt

Kelly Fastuca

Jon Savoy

Scott Chaplain (being hugged by CABB’s own Brad Austin!)

Michelle Wolf

Sunday, 9 PM
231 E. 14th st between 2nd and 3rd Ave
New York, NY

We were canceled last sunday because of the super bowl. This tumblr was created to keep people informed of such cancellations, and we didn’t even mention it on here. What a bunch of dolts. Really sorry, everyone. Hope you didn’t come last week and that you do come this week. BECAUSE IT’S GOING TO BE HOT! HOT! HOT!

Here’s who we’ve got:

BARBARA GRAY

She’s from LOS ANGELES and has been featured on SKETCHFEST

DAN WILBUR

He wrote THAT BOOK HE’S HOLDING

DANNY CRUZ

He’s a BEEFCAKE

MATTEO LANE

SUPER SKINNY!!!

And of course, Adam, Nate and Brad. 

Oh, and Brad’s father will be dropping by. Here’s a video he’s featured in:

See you Sunday at 9! 

Beauty Bar
231 E 14th St between 2nd and 3rd ave
New York, NY

The band of Beauty Bar brothers remains broken up for another week this sunday, as Nate is still in California snorting fish taco sauce off Armenian hookers’ butts in Adrian Grenier’s manse. Adam and Brad are going to do what they can. And what they can is bring you an hour-and-one-half-hour long show featuring the Adam and Brad and the following dudes and dudette. 

TAYLOR KETCHUM

SARAH TOLLEMACHE

JOE ZIMMERMAN

CHARLES GOULD

And more…

Beauty Bar
231 E 14th Street
New York, NY